|E3 ‘05: White Magic for Dummies|
|More fuggin' guest comics|
|Guest comic by Andre-Guy Landry|
|Date Published||Saturday, May 21, 2005|
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Black Mage does White Mage a favour...
- A town
|Black Mage||White Mage wait!|
|White Mage||What now...|
|Black Mage||I realized that the only way we'll get to do it like nasty pigs,|
...uhh, I mean,
"The only way we'll get to be together" is if I dedicate my life to that "greater good" crap you're always talking about.
|White Mage||What's in the bucket?|
|Black Mage||It's Black Belt, I'm going to revive him for you. It'll be my first good deed|
|Black Mage||Yeah, I learned White Magic from some scribblings in a bathroom stall, then I gathered every charred, smelly, and rotting piece of Black Belt meat from the walls in Gurgu Volcano and put 'em in this bucket.|
|White Mage||You're a demented little monster|
|Black Mage||Prepared to be amazed...|
|Black Mage||Ha! I give you: Black Belt good as new|
|The bucket moans...with White Mage covering her mouth in disgust.|
|Black Mage||So, do you want to rent a room at the inn or just hop behind those bushes?|
...you know what, some descriptions are probably too horrible for words.
Zombie Black Belt is emerging from the bucket. He looks pretty bad. , Take our word for it.
|Black Belt||Aarghh!!! Every second of existance is like a thousand excruciating deaths|
So, are you taking your own pants off or should I?
|Black Mage is stuck in the ground, smashed in by White Mage's sledgehammer.|
|Fighter||Can I dig a tunnel too?|