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- "Elfland? Mo' like Pansyland."
- —Black Mage
The homeland of the Elves, it is apparently ruled by a king and pointless lawsuits are not uncommon, being a natural part of day to day life. This litigation-based system has nearly killed off the dark elves, who originally owned the country before the Wood Elves took over. Elf Land's national anthem is "Elf Land, and Fuck You Too." The lyrics include the phrase "We are a race of total bastards." The wood elves also stole this anthem from the dark elves.