Using his keen insight, Black Mage formulates a plan.
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| Black Mage |
'Stand back mage, he shall sample my blade', eh?
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| Fighter |
It didn't take.
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| Black Mage |
Y'don't say.
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| Fighter |
Think of something!
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| Black Mage takes out a Nintendo Player's Guide.
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| Black Mage |
According to this, the giant only has 132 HP.
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| Fighter |
Gee, is that all. WE'RE GONNA DIE!
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| Black Mage |
Wait, stop running. I've got a plan.
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| Fighter stops running
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| Fighter |
You wanna share this plan?
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| Black Mage |
Do you know what happens to a giant when it's blasted with a fireball?
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| Fighter |
Er… no, what?
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| Black Mage |
The same thing happens to everything else!
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| Pause
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| Fighter |
Dude, that line sucks.
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| Giant |
HELLO.
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| Black Mage |
Look, just distract him whilst I whip up some magic.
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| Fighter tries to strike the Giant's foot with his sword, but to no effect.
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| Fighter |
Aww crap.
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