See my buddy here? He's a black mage, a master of the dark art of destruction, a wielder of will, a nexus of power that is tapped into the very living ley lines of the cosmos! He can shake the very bounds of creation with but a single word!
Black Mage
Actually...
Fighter
The heavens bow to the might of his magic! The gods quiver in fear that he should find them lacking his favor, reality itself is his plaything, nothing more than clay in this sculptor's masterful and precise hands!
Black Mage
Um, but...
Fighter
But you need not take my word for it. Lo, for behind us, can you not see the smoldering crater what once was known as Giant's Forest? It has been reduced to mere ashes. How, you ask? T'was the work of this very mage says I!
Black Mage
If you'd let me talk...
Fighter
And now you stand against him? Oh, how I pity you foul and wretched creatures. At least take some solace in knowing that your utter obliteration shall be so nigh-instantaneous that you won't have the chance to feel how excrutiatingly painful it is.
Black Mage turns to the monsters.
Black Mage
Excuse us.
Monsters
Of course.
Black Mage now yells at Fighter.
Black Mage
What the hell are you doing!
Fighter
I'm taunting them about the incredible power at your disposal.
Black Mage
You idiot! I can only cast that spell once a day. I've got nothing left!
