|"They've got us haunting a family in Texas later."|
|The Dramatic Cliffhanger!|
|Date Published||April 3rd, 2001|
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Black Mage suggests they run but Fighter knows they can't. After the monsters lecture them on the finer points of being a monster, Black Mage formulate a plan.
|Fighter||So now what?|
|Black Mage||We run like scared little forest elves, that's what!|
|Fighter||Run? Run?! We can't run! Not after all that was said about your magic powers!|
|Black Mage||And who's fault is that?|
|Fighter||Now is not the time to point fingers.|
|Monsters||We ain't got all day, y'know.|
|Black Mage||Sorry guys, just one second.|
|Monsters||Make it quick.|
|Fighter||Those monsters are gonna eat us alive!|
|Monsters||Human flesh? Raw?
Oh heavens no.
What does he think we are, monsters?
|The two parties stand in silence.|
|Monsters||Well, yeah. We are monsters, but we're not monsters about it.
Enough talk. Attack!
|Fighter||Mage, you've got to think of something!|
|Black Mage||I have, Fighter. I have.|