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Episode 016: The Quest to Assault the Elderly!

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Episode 016
Episode 016
Maybee youe shoulde trye oute.
The Quest to Assault the Elderly!
Date Published April 15th, 2001
Previous Comic Episode 015: A little intellectual conversation.
Next Comic Episode 017: Gathere Ye Lighte Warriorse!
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Black Mage starts to get angry at the obvious friendliness of saying the same thing over and over again.

CastEdit

SettingEdit

Corneria

ScriptEdit

Corneria GuardWelcome to Corneria!
FighterI like swords.
Corneria GuardWelcome to Corneria!
FighterI like swords.
Corneria GuardWelcome to Corneria!
Black MageCome here, you idiot!
FighterYo.
Black MageWhat is wrong with you?
FighterWhat? I'm a Fighter. I really do like swords.
Black MageDoesn't it seem odd to you that the guards can only say one useless phrase over and over?
FighterI thought he was being friendly.
Black MageForget it. Let's just get inside and see what's going on.
And so, in the City of Corneria…
There is a sign. The sign reads:

WANTED:
4 Ye Olde Lighte Warriorse
Ofe Destinye Toe Rescuee
Kingdome Frome Darknesse.
Inquiree Withine.

FighterDude! This is right up our alley! We're heroes. We can do this.
Black MageYou fight for money, I weave occult Magiks for money, and you give it all away because you're a moron. Heroes, we ain't.
FighterWe could give it a shot.
Black MageHey, yeah! What a great idea! We'll sacrifice ourselves for the greater good--THBBBBBBT! Now let's go ruckus that old man.
Meanwhile...
the bush that hides Thief moves into Corneria.

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