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Episode 020
Comic 020
Black Mage continues his quest to prove mottos wrong!
The Quest to Assault the Elderly Continues!
Date Published April 25th, 2001
Previous Comic Episode 019: Sephiroth's Was So Much Cooler Anyway.
Next Comic Episode 021: Assaulting the Elderly at Last!
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In the old days…

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Black MageDamn. Who would've thought it'd be this hard to find one stupid old man?
Black Mage comes upon a building. The building reads:

Shady Oaks
Retirement

More old men than
you can beat senseless!

Black MageWe'll see about that!
Meanwhile, inside Shady Oaks...
Old Man 1So there we were. facing down this demon named Roy.

Roy wasn't his real name of course, that's just what we called demons back then. If a demon appeared, say from a summoning circle inscribed in blood, which in those days were more commonly known as a 'Grant's Ear', you'd say 'Here comes Roy right outta Grant's Ear' because that was the style at the time.

Old Man 2Grant's Ear?
Old Man 1Oh, that was before your time. We called them a 'Grant's Ear' back then on account of the first guy to use circles.
ManAnd that was Grant.
Old Man 1What the--No! Not Grant, Steve. Grant? That doesn't even make sense!
Old Man 2So Steve the summoner used the blood from the ear of a guy named Grant?
Old Man 1Blood? That's unsanitary! No, ol' Steve used sawdust.
ManFor his summoning circles?
Old Man 1Yes. They weren't circles so much as squares, though. You have to remember these were the early days of summoning, or 'Gallomphing', as it was known then. 'That evil wizard is gallomphing for Roys' you'd say, because it was the style at the time.
The door slams as Black Mage comes in. The old men look confused.
Black MageEat Electric Death, old man!!!

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