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Episode 022
Episode 022
Less electric death, more break-your-bones death.
Mission Accomplished!
Date Published April 29th, 2001
Previous Comic Episode 021: Assaulting the Elderly at Last!
Next Comic Episode 023: Enter Magic Shop Guy
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Black Mage encounters a rather jolly old man, who's about to become a lot less jolly.

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Corneria

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Black MageWell crap. I still don't have a clue how to find the old bastard that took our gold.

And now that I've nuked the old folks home, I'm fresh out of ideas!

An old man walks down the path.
Old ManWow, I've got so much money!

More money than I know what to do with, in fact.

Why, if I had a nickel for every dime I have, I'd still be rolling in cash!

Black MageShut it, geezer! Can't you see I'm trying to think over here!
Old ManOh, I'm sorry. It's just that I'm so happy to have recently come into such a large amount of money.
Black Mage1, 2, 3...
Old ManIt really is a great story, y'know. How I came across all this gold, I mean.
Black Mage4, 5... Screw it!
SNAP!
(That was Black Mage's patience)
Black MageLeave me alone you crazy old man! Can't you see I'm busy looking for an old man who recently came into a boatload of... mon... ey?
Black Mage realizes something.
Old ManWhy are you looking at me like that?
Pan to outside Corneria.
Old ManARGH! My brittle old man hip!

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