|Smooth, Mage, Smooth.|
|"She's a White Magic Woman."|
|Date Published||Thursday May 3rd, 2001|
|Previous Comic||Episode 023: Enter Magic Shop Guy|
|Next Comic||Episode 025 Temp: "I must be dreaming..."|
White Mage Makes Her Appearance And Black Mage Embarrasses himself.
|Black Mage||Stupid magic shop guy. Well anyway, I've got so many Doomsday spells, I don't what to do with them all!
Oh wait, yes I do!
|Black Mage thinks of blowing up Fighter, and he comes upon another shop, saying:|
Spells of Healing 20% off!
|Black Mage||Heh, White Magic. 'Oh lookit me! I'm a tree-huggin' hippy mage of love and peace and nurturing and--THBBBBPT!'|
Black Mage and a White Mage run into each other while rounding a corner.
|Black Mage||Hey! Why don't you watch where you're go...go...gah gah...|
|White Mage||Oh, I'm dreadfully sorry!|
|Black Mage||Hubba Flubba Wabba Zabba|
|White Mage||I must not have seen you from around the corner. Are you OK?|
|Black Mage||(Thinking) Snap out of it, you fool! The most gorgeous woman in the universe is talking to you! Time to turn on the patented Black Mage charm and make a good first impression.
(Speaking) I AM THE BLACK MAGE! I CASTS THE SPELLS THAT MAKES THE PEOPLES FALL DOWN!
|Both stare at each other.|
|White Mage||Of course you are. I'm going in here now. Please don't follow me.|
|White Mage enters the Magic Shop.|
|Black Mage||I think she likes me!|