| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 024 | |
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| Smooth, Mage, Smooth. | |
| "She's a White Magic Woman." | |
| Date Published | Thursday May 3rd, 2001 |
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White Mage Makes Her Appearance And Black Mage Embarrasses himself.
Cast Appearing[]
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- Fighter McWarrior
- White Mage (first appearance)
Setting[]
Script[]
| Black Mage | Stupid magic shop guy. Well anyway, I've got so many Doomsday spells, I don't what to do with them all!
Oh wait, yes I do! |
| Black Mage thinks of blowing up Fighter, and he comes upon another shop, saying: | |
| THE OTHER MAGIC SHOP! Spells of Healing 20% off! Today only! | |
| Black Mage | Heh, White Magic. 'Oh lookit me! I'm a tree-huggin' hippy mage of love and peace and nurturing and--THBBBBPT!' |
| BONK!
Black Mage and a White Mage run into each other while rounding a corner. | |
| Black Mage | Hey! Why don't you watch where you're go...go...gah gah... |
| White Mage | Oh, I'm dreadfully sorry! |
| Black Mage | Hubba Flubba Wabba Zabba |
| White Mage | I must not have seen you from around the corner. Are you OK? |
| Black Mage | (Thinking) Snap out of it, you fool! The most gorgeous woman in the universe is talking to you! Time to turn on the patented Black Mage charm and make a good first impression.
(Speaking) I AM THE BLACK MAGE! I CASTS THE SPELLS THAT MAKES THE PEOPLES FALL DOWN! |
| Both stare at each other. | |
| White Mage | Of course you are. I'm going in here now. Please don't follow me. |
| White Mage enters the Magic Shop. | |
| Black Mage | I think she likes me! |