8-Bit Theater
Episode 025 Real
Episode 025 real
The start of a wonderful relationship
He's One Smoooooth Operator
Date Published Saturday May 5th, 2001
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Black Mage introduces himself to White Mage... badly.

Cast AppearingEdit



And so, inside the other magic shop...
White Mage is reading a book. Black Mage walks in.
Black MageSo. What's a nice mage like you doing in a mean part of town like this?
White MageYeah, it's pretty rough here what with the old folks home down the street and the children's center next door.
Black MageEr. Well, y'know. Those kids can be pretty twisted. They're very tiny. Small hands. Beady little eyes.
White MageThey do charity work for the elderly.
Black Mage pictures himself killing the old man.
Black MageNot any more. Suckers!
White MageWhat do you mean?
Black MageIt's pretty funny. I was just at the old folks home and those crusty old freaks are cooked!
White MageCooked?
Black MageAs in 'stick a fork in 'em, they're done.' Cooked.
White MageWho could do such a thing?
Black MageWell, I don't like to brag, but I--
White MageWhat kind of horrible brute could do that to poor defenseless old people?
Black Mage--have no idea.

Why, it would take some kind of insane meglomaniacal fiend to take pleasure in wielding the tapestry of creation to focus pure energy into reality through nothing more than my own will, the rush of electricity through my being, the power--my God, the power! It's the only time I feel aliiiiiiiiive!

Both mages look at each other, then White Mage rushes to the shopkeeper off-screen.
Black MageOh yeah. She wants me.
White Mage(off-screen) Excuse me. Do you carry any restraining order spells?

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