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Episode 028
Episode 028
When will he ever learn?
Ouch
Date Published Friday May 11th, 2001
Previous Comic Episode 027: Not again.
Next Comic Episode 029: The Last Resort
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After more cheesy pick-up lines, Black Mage is beaten to near-death.

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Black MageHey, I'm sorry about before, but I really do have something I want to tell you.
White MageMake it quick.
Black MageI just wanted to say that those robes look really good on you.
White MageWhy thank you.
Black MageBut baby, they'd look even betta on my bedroom floor!
White Mage 'Pows' Black Mage with her hammer.
Black MageBaby, I know you must be tired 'cause you've been walkin' through my mind all day.
White Mage 'Splorches' Black Mage with her hammer.
Black MageThat must be jam 'cause jelly don't shake like dat!
White Mage 'Crunches' Black Mage with her hammer.
Black MageIf I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
White Mage 'Breaks' Black Mage with her hammer.
Black MageWhat? You don't like pizza?
White Mage 'Thwacks' Black Mage with her hammer. She then 'fooshes' past Black Mage's flying body and 'Whams' him again with her hammer.
Black MageRibs... broken. Organs... bleeding. Spleen... still unaccounted for. (Wheeeze)
White Mage(Sighs) Lousy White Mage oath.

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