8-Bit Theater
Episode 030
Episode 030
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Hey, Remember Fighter?
Date Published Wednesday May 16th, 2001
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Fighter unveils the new Light Warrior. Black Mage gets annoyed.

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Black Mage and White Mage meet up with Fighter.
Black MageYo Fighter. How goes the Hero Search?
FighterI found one already! He's great guy. (sic)
Black MageOh yeah? Where is he?
FighterWell, let's see. He kept patrolling the line of applicants to make sure there were no pick-pockets about. But I haven't seen him in a while now.
Thief arrives.
ThiefHey, sorry about that. I had to go to Ye Olde Pawne Shoppe to cash in my "findings".
Black MageFindings?
ThiefOh sure. You'd be surprised by the things people "drop" and the frequency with which they are "dropped" given their high monetary values.
Black MageI see.
ThiefCoincidentally, I manage to find a lot of "dropped" things.
Black MageAnd take them to a pawn shop?
ThiefI believe in sharing the wealth.

(quietly) Of others!

White MageIt's so sweet of him to give to charity!
FighterSee? I told ya he was a great guy!
Black MageHe's a thief!
White MageDon't be hurt. He lashes out at everyone. He has issues he needs to work through.
ThiefIt's probably to mask his own self-loathing.
FighterYou know, I've been saying that for years.
Black MageI could very easily destroy you all!
ThiefBut wouldn't you only be destroying yourself?

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