|He's gonna cheat|
|Survivor 8-bit Style Part 4|
|Date Published||Wednesday June 6th, 2001|
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On the eve of the voting, can Black Mage be trusted with the ballots?
|Thief||OK. It's all settled.
We each get one vote to reduce our number to four so that the rest of us can apply for that Light Warrior job.
And no matter what, I cannot be voted off because I am the team leader due to Fighter's overwhelming stupidity.
|Fighter||Happy to be of service, Thief!|
|Black Mage||Shut. Up.|
|Thief||Mage, we'll use your hat to collect the ballots.|
|Black Mage||Fine. As long as I can stand around the corner so that no one sees me.|
|White Mage||Can we trust Black Mage not to fix the vote?|
|Fighter||Wait. Why wouldn't we trust Black Mage to be alone and unsurpervised (sic) with our important destiny altering votes?|
|Thief||Y'wanna just ignore that?|
|Black Mage||Good Call|
|Fighter||I trust Black Mage 'cause he told me to.|
|White Mage||Yeah, so anyway, Black Mage. Do you promise not to abuse your exclusive access to the votes?|
|Black Mage||Of course! Blasting innocent people into ashes is one thing, but voting? Why that's a sacred trust! I could never break such a bond!
(thinking) Gonna cheat gonna cheat gonna cheat cheat cheat cheat cheat cheat (etc.)