8-Bit Theater
Episode 050
Episode 50
You are the Weakest Link. Goodbye!
Time To Say Good-bye (Almost)
Date Published Sunday July 1st, 2001
Previous Comic Episode 049: What Else Would He Think About?
Next Comic Episode 051: Time To Say Good-DIIIIIIIE!
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Black Mage is hypnotised by White Mage's bundles of joy.

Cast AppearingEdit



ThiefWe're gonna be Light Warriors! Yaaaaaaaaay!!!
Red Mage
Black Mage(thinking) Must resist urge to destroy imbeciles. Must use them to advance own goals.
White MageHiya...
Black Mage(thinking) Must not stare at her rack. Must maintain eye contact...

(speaking) Mmmm... snacktrays!

White MageExcuse me?
Black MageOh, you know. It's a fairly cruse term for 'melons'- eeeeeeeeep!

(Black Mage's Brain talking) Think before you talk, you blundering dolt!

White MageReally? I haven't heard of that one before. Must be a local term that grew out of the farming tradition here.
Black MageYes! Agriculture! That's exactly what I was talking about and definitely not some of the most interesting parts of the female anatomy.
White MageOkaaaaaay. Anyway, I guess this is goodbye.
Black MageYeah...
White MageWell, it was certainly, um...

(thinking) Nice? Fun Interesting? Tolerable? Worthwhile? Er...

(speaking) experience meeting you and the others. I don't think I'll be able to forget you all.

Black MageWait! Will I ever see you again?
White MageOh, you never know. Since I'm a member of a secret cabal of healers who are foretold to mend the world after a great evil that has swept across its surface and laid waste to the works of man, we might bump into each other in our travels.

But I probably shouldn't have told you about all that just now.

Black MageI'm sorry, what? I haven't heard a word you said 'cause I was staring at your gazongas.

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