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Episode 063
Episode 63
Intern Ninjas: On sale now! (also available in pink)
Fighter's Got A Point... I Think
Date Published Wednesday August 1st, 2001
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The Light Warriors receives some useful support from the Cornerian army...

Cast AppearingEdit



Black MageSo I assume we'll have the full support of the Cornerian Army to back us up, right?
King SteveHmm.. not so much.
Red MageIn that case, I'm sure you'll equip us with a horde of Corneria's most powerful items so we can hack and slash through everything without breaking a sweat. Right?
King SteveYes. Except replace the phrase 'most powerful' with 'weakest,' and 'equip you' with 'you'll have to buy.'
ThiefBut I'm sure we'll be buying this new equipment with the massive down payment you'll give us for our requested services.
King SteveOh, of course. Only... no.
Black MageLet me get this straight. You want us to risk our lives to save your kingdom and you're not going to offer us the slightest iota of assistance?
ThiefIt's awfully cost effective though!
King SteveNo no no no! Whatever gave you that idea? In fact, we have extensive intelligence regarding Garland's current location from our crack recon team.
Four ninjas appear.
NinjasWe're only intern ninjas.
Black MageNow we're gettin' somewhere. Lay that recon info on us, King Steve.
The Ninjas confer, explain and whisper to King Steve.
King SteveGarland's castle is North. And a little to the left.
One Ninja whispers into King Steve's ear.
King SteveOr to the right.
NinjaWe sorta forgot to write it down sorry.
Black MageYou have got to be kidding.
FighterNinjas use swords

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