|The clue's in the name|
|Thief is One Slick Mo-Fo|
|Date Published||Sunday August 19th, 2001|
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In the theme of stealing (in this case, the first line of the comic), Thief goes to the Pawn shop district...
- No Questions Asked Pawnbroker
- Ye Olde Pawne Shoppe
- No Questions Asked Ye Olde Pawne Shoppe
|Thief goes to the Pawn Shop District...|
|Pawnbroker 1||Hello, good sir. How can I help you today?|
|Thief||Priceless riches for sale.|
|Pawnbroker 1||Hm, priceless eh? How about half-priceless instead? You can only sell it for half its actual value. Regulations, y'know.|
|Thief||Oh that's fine. Just credit it to my massive overseas bank account.|
|Pawnbroker 1||Not a problem. Is there anything else we can do for you today?|
|Thief||Yes. I would like to purchase the smallest, most insignificant, hard to find item located somewhere in your backroom. Preferably under a heavy appliance or suit of armor.|
|Pawnbroker 1||Sure. It'll take me a while though.|
|Thief||Oh take your time... please.|
|Three minutes later...|
|Thief leaves with all the hangings from the wall removed.|
|Pawnbroker 1||I found a dented bottle... cap?
Where'd that thief go? And on another topic altogether, where's my stuff?
|Cut to Thief outside, with a money bag almost twice the size of him.|
|Inside the No Questions shop...|
|Pawnbroker 2||OK, so that's a bag stuffed with royal Cornerian priceless riches, a larger bag stuffed with the entire inventory of my competition, and the deeds to his store, home, and parents' house.|
|Thief||Yeah, just credit it to my ever-increasingly massive overseas account.