|This sounds mighty familiar...|
|Sometimes He Should Really Keep Quiet|
|Date Published||Saturday August 25th, 2001|
|Previous Comic||Episode 070: Black Mage, the Master of Deceit|
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Will Carl and Lenny see Black Mage from under that ridiculous disguise?
|Carl||Hm. Lenny, run that description of the Black Mage by me one more time.|
|Lenny||Sure, Carl. Let's see, the suspect was reported as wearing a dopey looking pointy hat, and light blue robes that are several seasons out of style. Oh, and he has beady little eyes and he smells quote, 'really weird'.|
|Black Mage||I do not 'smell'! Those are my spell components, you dolts! I require them to conjur up the incredibly evil powers at my command!
is what I would be saying if I were that vile, handsome, and charming servant of the damned. Curse his bones, I say! curse 'em!
(thinking) They're on to me! They're on to me! They're on to me!
|Carl||He has a point, y'know. He probably would say that if he really was the mage that we're looking for.|
|Lenny||I guess we've no other choice than to check out the strip club district.|
|Carl||Wait. Why do we have to go to the strip club district?|
|Lenny||Tsk. Everyone knows that all black mages frequent strip clubs.|
|Carl||No they don't|
|Lenny||Yes they do|
|Lenny||Yes, they do.|
|Black Mage||HELL YES WE DO!|
|The guards stare at Black Mage.|
|Black Mage||OK. I have to remain calm and rational or else this could go very badly for me.
So what I have to ask myself is this: How will I dispose of their bodies...
...and where can I find enough soap to clean up the horrible, horrible bloody mess?