| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 071 | |
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| This sounds mighty familiar... | |
| Sometimes He Should Really Keep Quiet | |
| Date Published | Saturday August 25th, 2001 |
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Will Carl and Lenny see Black Mage from under that ridiculous disguise?
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| Carl | Hm. Lenny, run that description of the Black Mage by me one more time. |
| Lenny | Sure, Carl. Let's see, the suspect was reported as wearing a dopey looking pointy hat, and light blue robes that are several seasons out of style. Oh, and he has beady little eyes and he smells quote, 'really weird'. |
| Black Mage | I do not 'smell'! Those are my spell components, you dolts! I require them to conjur up the incredibly evil powers at my command!
er... is what I would be saying if I were that vile, handsome, and charming servant of the damned. Curse his bones, I say! curse 'em! (thinking) They're on to me! They're on to me! They're on to me! |
| Carl | He has a point, y'know. He probably would say that if he really was the mage that we're looking for. |
| Lenny | I guess we've no other choice than to check out the strip club district. |
| Carl | Wait. Why do we have to go to the strip club district? |
| Lenny | Tsk. Everyone knows that all black mages frequent strip clubs. |
| Carl | No they don't |
| Lenny | Yes they do |
| Carl | No they-- |
| Lenny | Yes, they do. |
| Black Mage | HELL YES WE DO! |
| The guards stare at Black Mage. | |
| Black Mage | OK. I have to remain calm and rational or else this could go very badly for me.
So what I have to ask myself is this: How will I dispose of their bodies... ...and where can I find enough soap to clean up the horrible, horrible bloody mess? |