|There've only been five.|
|Fighter and Red Mage Are Back|
|Date Published||Friday September 7th, 2001|
|Previous Comic||Episode 075: Behind Closed Doors|
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The Light Warriors meet up at the Inn, minus Thief.
- Corneria - Inn
|Later that day in room 2-A...|
|Black Mage||Hey guys. Where are all of the weapons you were supposed to buy?|
|Red Mage||We'd be better off using harsh language than the pathetic wooden pieces of... pathetic... weapons that these people call... weapons.|
|Red Mage||Shut up. I've been hanging out with Fighter all day.|
|Red Mage||I could literally feel him sucking away at my... brain-thinky score thing.|
|Black Mage||You mean Intelligence?|
|Fighter||Intelligence is how I thought up Sword-Chucks..|
|Red Mage||By Mordekainen's +5/+5 Wand of Sorcerery, he's lowered my int score just by being near me!
Quick, ask me about some insipid little rule you'd never bother to enforce!
|Black Mage||I don't know what you're talking about.|
|Fighter||How many swords could a sword-chuck chuck if a sword-chuck could chuck swords? I made that up all by myself.|
|Red Mage||Damn your merely casual attention to the physics that govern our fickle-fated world!|
|Black Mage||He talked about swords the whole time, didn't he? It's clearly driven you insane.|
|Red Mage||No no no, listen. I'll give you an example of what I'm talking about.
Dah! I can't even think of an example! Can't you see I've lost my encyclopedic knowledge of every handbook and player's guide known to man!
|Black Mage||So what? It was a really annoying skill anyway.|
|Red Mage||But it's all I've got...|