8-Bit Theater | |
Episode 079 | |
We're all concerned about the Light Warriors, Sara | |
Garland Needs Some Help | |
Date Published | Wednesday, September 19th, 2001 |
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Garland explains to Sara his grudge with the Imps. Sara doesn't care.
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Sara | Wait a second. Why are you even worried about the Forest-Imps? It's the Light Warriors that you need to be concerned with. |
Image of the Light Warriors appears. | |
Fighter | Hello. |
Black Mage | Shut up. |
Garland | Yeah but those danged Forest-Imps are just so full of themselves!
So very proud of their clever little group tactics which make up for the fact that individually they are among the weakest creatures in all the world. And lookit 'em! Just walkin' around with those damn dirty hands and beady little eyes and their warped sense of morality! Bah! Plus, I think one of those punks broke my front window. But I can't prove it. |
Sara | Ok. We need to work on focusing on a goal. Do you follow? |
Garland | Oh yes, of course. I think that goals are very important. that's why I came up with this brilliant plan to defeat those imps! |
Sara | (thinking) Is he even listening to me?
(out loud) Look, we've got to work on your priorities here. |
Garland | How so? |
Sara | You fool! You kidnapped me to be sacrificed to your lord Chaos! The Light Warriors are coming here to rescue me. If you don't stop them, then you will fail. |
Garland | But what about the Forest-Imps? |
Sara | Forget about them already! |
Garland | Well I'm not not going to pay for that window. |
Sara | Just shut up. Please. |
Garland | She's mean but she still looks hot in that villain armor. |