8-Bit Theater
Episode 088
I prefer Broadswords
Can't We All Just Get Along
Date Published Thursday, October 18th, 2001
Previous Comic Episode 087: A Day Late and a Buck Short
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The Light Warriors finally leave Corneria.

Cast AppearingEdit



The Light Warriors are walking.
FighterAnyone else here like swords?
ThiefYou already asked that.
FighterDid I?
Black Mage(simultaneously) YES!
Red Mage
FighterSo... anyone here like claymores then?
Red MageYou did that too.
Black MageBefore the flamberges, cutlasses, rapiers, gladiuses, and katanas, but after the bastard sword, longsword, falchion, and scimitar.
FighterI'm just trying to make conversation, y'know. I figure we're going to be on the destined quest thing for a while, so we oughta get to know each other.
Black MageWhat destined quest? Some dude named Garland kidnapped the princess. She gets kidnapped like every other friggin' week!
Thief shows a scroll.
ThiefTechnically, according to the contract here, our 'team' won't be dissolved until I say so.
FighterI helped with that part.
Black MageWhy am I not surprised by that?
ThiefAnd it looks like you suckers will be very profitable for me for a long time to come.
Black MageVery profitable?

If you've go so much money, then why are we tromping through the highly dangerous over world equipped with nothing but our wits?

FighterHa! Who needs wits when you've got swords!
The other Light Warriors collapse to the ground.

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