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Episode 092
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I Gotta Go With Black Mage on This One
Date Published Friday, October 2nd, 2001
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Now the Werewolves are discussing among themselves...

Cast AppearingEdit



FighterI've got it. 'Crinos? Mo' like you gonna cry when I smack ya upside da nose!'
ThiefThat's just awful.
Red MageAgony... unbearable. Healing potion... needed to... sustain my life...
Black MageHold on, I've got one that plays off that whole cry thing.

Ahem. Devil may cry, but werewolf gonna die!

Red MageLife... flashing before my eyes...
FighterOh, I like that one.
ThiefHm, as do I. Lyrical and yet topical. Let's use that one.
Red MageOrgans... have been... rearranged in alphabetic... order...
Black MageDude. You're a Red Mage. You can use white magic to heal yourself, so what's the problem here?
Red MageGiven that I can only cast a certain number of spells per day, if I were to cast one now I would then become less versatile.
Black MageIf you don't cast one now, then you'll become less alive.
Red MageUnless one of my intrepid adventuring companions were to hand me a healing potion.
ThiefI'm not sure it's feasible at this point in time. We've still got a negative cash flow problem.
Werewolf 1Well you're about to have a negative blood flow problem!
FighterThey're good...
Werewolf 2Not to quibble, but shouldn't it be a 'positive blood flow' problem? You see that implies too much of their blood is flowing, which would be an increase along the positive axis.
Werewolf 1Yes but there's something about using the word 'positive' in conjunction with the word 'problem.' The two just don't gel. It sounded like I was contradicting myself.

(offscreen) And might I add that contradicting me in the heat of battle is not the most effective tactic...

Black MageThis is the most pathetic battle ever. Let's never, never, never talk about it again.

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