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|I Gotta Go With Black Mage on This One|
|Date Published||Friday, October 2nd, 2001|
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Now the Werewolves are discussing among themselves...
|Fighter||I've got it. 'Crinos? Mo' like you gonna cry when I smack ya upside da nose!'|
|Thief||That's just awful.|
|Red Mage||Agony... unbearable. Healing potion... needed to... sustain my life...|
|Black Mage||Hold on, I've got one that plays off that whole cry thing.
Ahem. Devil may cry, but werewolf gonna die!
|Red Mage||Life... flashing before my eyes...|
|Fighter||Oh, I like that one.|
|Thief||Hm, as do I. Lyrical and yet topical. Let's use that one.|
|Red Mage||Organs... have been... rearranged in alphabetic... order...|
|Black Mage||Dude. You're a Red Mage. You can use white magic to heal yourself, so what's the problem here?|
|Red Mage||Given that I can only cast a certain number of spells per day, if I were to cast one now I would then become less versatile.|
|Black Mage||If you don't cast one now, then you'll become less alive.|
|Red Mage||Unless one of my intrepid adventuring companions were to hand me a healing potion.|
|Thief||I'm not sure it's feasible at this point in time. We've still got a negative cash flow problem.|
|Werewolf 1||Well you're about to have a negative blood flow problem!|
|Werewolf 2||Not to quibble, but shouldn't it be a 'positive blood flow' problem? You see that implies too much of their blood is flowing, which would be an increase along the positive axis.|
|Werewolf 1||Yes but there's something about using the word 'positive' in conjunction with the word 'problem.' The two just don't gel. It sounded like I was contradicting myself.
(offscreen) And might I add that contradicting me in the heat of battle is not the most effective tactic...
|Black Mage||This is the most pathetic battle ever. Let's never, never, never talk about it again.|