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Episode 095: Black Belt's Got a Problem

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Episode 095
8bt0095
He's not happy!
Black Belt's Got a Problem
Date Published Friday, November 16th, 2001
Previous Comic Episode 094: Elsewhere in the Woods...
Next Comic Episode 096: Kant We Have an Intelligent Discussion for a Change?
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Black Belt insists he isn't happy. Or a homosexual. One of those.

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White Mage and Black Belt carry on walking.
White MageSo--
Black Belt(interrupting) I'M NOT GAY!
White Mage stares at Black Belt.
White MageI didn't say that you--
Black Belt(interrupting) I mean, in the heat of battle, all those tentacles, how can you tell?!

It's not like I was looking for... one of those!

White MageI didn't think you were, I--
Black Belt(interrupting) Y'know, not that I've had time to reflect on it, I think it must've been a tentacle.

It's just that I must've seen it at a weird angle.

I just thought I saw... that.

White MageThat sounds perfectly reasonable to me.
Black BeltNot that I'm so obsessed with phallic imagery that I see it everywhere I go.
White MageOf course not, I never would've--
Black Belt(interrupting) Because I'm certainly not repressing anything which is being super-imposed upon my world view via my overactive subconscious mind.
White Mage...OK.
Black BeltGood.
White MageSwell.
Black BeltThen it's settled.
White MageYup.
White Mage and Black Belt carry on walking.
Black BeltBut I'm not gay!

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