8-Bit Theater
Episode 097
Proof that Black Mage is indeed a cat
Heroes Gathered
Date Published Wednesday, November 21st, 2001
Previous Comic Episode 096: Kant We Have an Intelligent Discussion for a Change?
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All of Final Fantasy's six playable characters have a reunion for the first time in this comic.

Cast AppearingEdit



Black Belt(offscreen) I'm really not gay!
Black MageWell, I have to admit...
Close up on Thief's shoes.
Black Mage...those shoes were starting to make me wonder.
Thief(confused) What're you talking about?
FighterI think we all know. I mean, lookit 'em!
Black MageYour shoes. They're a little... that way.
Red MageBlack Mage has a point. If I didn't know any better, I'd say they were... y'know.
ThiefNo, I don't.
FighterThey look like elf shoes to me.
Black MageWell, that's not exactly what I meant, but those tree-huggin' hippy bastards are about 5 minutes from it, I'll tell ya that.
ThiefI'll have you know--
Black Belt(offscreen) I'm not gay!
Black MageNo one said you were, fruity.
Black MageOh now you're being catty.
Black MageReeowr, hiss!
ThiefI think I hear someone approaching. To the trees!
Thief leaps into the trees, pushing Red Mage in the process.
Red MageOof!
Black MageYou pushed Red Mage.
ThiefThey'll be upon us any moment, hurry!
Black MageOnto Fighter's sword.
FighterWhich is weird 'cause it started out sheathed.
Red MageI botched my athletics roll... big time.
White Mage and Black Belt arrive.
Black BeltI can prove it too, I'll kick all their asses. In alphabetical order.

Er... not that I want to touch their asses. Just kick 'em.

White MageWhy me?

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