|I thought Fighter was the big idiot|
|It Was in the Best Interests of the Patient|
|Date Published||Wednesday, November 28th, 2001|
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Black Mage clearly doesn't want Red Mage to be healed by White Mage. Too many mages...
|White Mage||Oh my. What happened to Red Mage?|
|Thief||A slight miscalculation on his part.|
|Fighter||Really? 'Cause I though he tries to attack those invincible werewolves single-handedly in some overly-complex plan that surely would've guaranteed our victory had any of us understood what he was talking about.|
|Thief||Well yes. To be fair, his miscalculation was to trust in us....
But the way you put it, it sounds like it was our fault.
|Black Mage||Maybe, but I blame Red Mage anyway.|
|White Mage||Based on what?|
|Black Mage||Spite mostly.
Plus I think he's a big idiot.
|White Mage||... I see.
Be that as it may, would you mind stepping back so I can heal him?
|Black Mage||Yyyynnn... yyy... n. I er... this is a trick question, isn't it.|
|White Mage||(thinking) Must remember White Mage's Oath. Must not bring harm to others...|
|Black Mage||Why don't you just tell me what you want me to answer?
Better hurry, White Mage. He's not gettin' any healthier. Ain't that right?
|Black Mage kicks Red Mage.|
|Black Mage||I said, ain't that right!|
|Black Mage draws out his dagger.|
|Black Mage||C'mon, answer already! Don't make me stab you good in the face!|
|White Mage 'pows' Black Mage with her hammer.|
|Thief||Wow, that dopey lookin' pointy hat sure is aerodynamic! Yowza.|
|Cut to Brian wearing a Black Mage T-shirt.|
|Brian Clevinger||I'm dancin' like a monkey!|