Okay, guys. Let's head out into the perilous world and go get that arch-villain Garland!
(reading a Scroll of Gugax) "Chaos theory, the D2O and you." Fascinating.
If I could construct a robotic power suit to further augment my evil a la Dr. Doom...
If the issue of hungry nomadic polar bears were brought up, then perhaps icebox's could indeed be sold to Eskimoes...
(to White Mage) And you were going to join these guys?
Won't anyone heed the call to adventure? On ward and upward and backward and all that jive? Swords and sorcerery? Damsels in distress? Dungeons and... those fire breathing serpentine flying creatures of yore? Anyone at all?
(to Black Belt) Well maybe if a certain destined member of a certain monastic order could be bothered to be on time for a change...
Now it's my fault? There were bricks and planks of wood on the way. What was I supposed to do, not break them?
But that goes against everything I am!
They were building a new town hall!
With some pretty shoddy materials apparently.
Somehow, this is not what I though being a Light Warrior would be like.