8-Bit Theater
Episode 1092
Episode 1092
And this is the look we call, "Confused."
The Rule of Three
Date Published Saturday February 7th, 2009
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Thief teaches us all the true meaning of the word, "Gay."

Cast AppearingEdit



GarlandI don't know what I was expecting, but it wasn't this, I'll tell you that much.
Drizz'lI guess it makes sense. They bicker like an old married couple.
GarlandA couple of married couples.
VilbertI wonder who's married to whom.
GarlandWhat if they're all intermarried?
VilbertI bet the marriages themselves are married to each other.
Like a legal loophole thing.
Drizz'lThere's no...You can't marry things that aren't beings, and why would they do that even if you could?!
BikkeFor tax purposes.
Drizz'lSo, are we killing them or what?
VilbertLook at these guys.
They're so close as teammates, they're perfectly at ease sleeping together. I wish we could be more like that.
VilbertYeah, I said it.
Black MageNope, not gonna do it.
ThiefIt's not gay if three guys do it.
Black MageI...What?
ThiefNo one wants the floor.
It takes two people to be gay.
So, one and three are safe.
Black MageReally?
ThiefYeah. It's totally a rule.

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