|And this is the look we call, "Confused."|
|The Rule of Three|
|Date Published||Saturday February 7th, 2009|
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Thief teaches us all the true meaning of the word, "Gay."
|Garland||I don't know what I was expecting, but it wasn't this, I'll tell you that much.|
|Drizz'l||I guess it makes sense. They bicker like an old married couple.|
|Garland||A couple of married couples.|
|Vilbert||I wonder who's married to whom.|
|Garland||What if they're all intermarried?|
|Vilbert||I bet the marriages themselves are married to each other.|
Like a legal loophole thing.
|Drizz'l||There's no...You can't marry things that aren't beings, and why would they do that even if you could?!|
|Bikke||For tax purposes.|
|Drizz'l||So, are we killing them or what?|
|Vilbert||Look at these guys.|
They're so close as teammates, they're perfectly at ease sleeping together. I wish we could be more like that.
|Vilbert||Yeah, I said it.|
|Black Mage||Nope, not gonna do it.|
|Thief||It's not gay if three guys do it.|
|Thief||No one wants the floor.|
It takes two people to be gay.
So, one and three are safe.
|Thief||Yeah. It's totally a rule.|