8-Bit Theater
Episode 1095
Episode 1095
This somehow reminds me of high school.
They're All Correct, Really
Date Published Tuesday February 17th, 2009
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Does this honestly ever not happen when the Dark Warriors are around?

Cast AppearingEdit



GarlandLike finding a dead rat in their food?
VilbertOh, or a severed finger!
GarlandOh, how fiendish! You'd never feel comfortable eating at a restaurant again! Nice one, Vilbert.
Drizz'lI think you're all taking "nightmares" too literally.
GarlandI think you're ignoring the strategic benefit of psychological warfare.
Drizz'lHow about the psychological warfare of summoning up some huge and evil monsters that will kill them?
VilbertCan it be a huge and evil rat creature, which we kill first and put into their food?
Drizz'lI don't think you follow.
GarlandOh, but we do. Once they're demoralized from the rat incident, it'll be all the easier for the huge and evil rat creature to kill them!
Drizz'lThe rat creature you want to kill to put into their food.
VilbertPerhaps we could summon two rat creatures then?
Drizz'lYou do this every time.
This plan is simple. Why do you seek idiotic complications?
BikkeAye, tis true. We need only bring about our broadside and be the first what to fire.

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