|Steps 1 and 2 can be used in a multitude of situations.|
|Evil Plan, Cliff's Notes Version|
|Date Published||Saturday February 21st, 2009|
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Of all the times Bikke could have said something intelligent...
- Temple of Fiends, Basement
|Drizz'l||Okay, according to this spell, we're ready to summon up a juicy Hell lord.|
|Garland||Earlier, when you called this the Circle of Fatal Sacrifices, what exactly did you mean by that?|
|Drizz'l||Probably nothing sinister.|
|Garland||Oh, carry on.|
As they say, "Always trust an Elf."
|Bikke||They do be saying that...|
|Bikke||...On opposite day.|
|Drizz'l||Shit, they're on to me.|
|Garland||I should be upset, but I can't help taking this as a huge compliment.|
|Garland||You can't summon something as powerful as Hell lords without sacrificing what's most important to you in the world!|
|Garland||This is probably the nicest thing Drizz'l has ever done for us.|
|Garland picks up and reads Drizz'l's scroll.|
|"1. Lead morons into basement to kill them.|
2. Kill them.
3. Summon nothing, because it was a lie."