8-Bit Theater
Episode 1100
The Light Warriors!
They Get Around
Date Published Tuesday March 3rd, 2009
Previous Comic Episode 1099: More like BORRISSEY
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It turns out to be a really small world... or just a really big problem.

Cast AppearingEdit


The Temple of Fiends


Drizz'lI need you guys to kill the Light Warriors.
KaryThe Light Warriors!
Drizz'lYou've heard of them?
KaryHeard of them? They robbed me of beloved minions, whom I require to express the true depths of my evil by slaughtering them senselessly!
KaryThough an alternative point of view would be that my senseless slaughter of minions eventually led to a dearth of minions.
KaryBut that's not the kind of thinking that keeps you from getting slaughtered.
LichAnd they killed me.
Jnn'efurAnd me.
MuffinTo say they killed me gives them entirely too much credit, but I should like to see that elf wear his entrails like a noose all the same.
Drizz'lIs there anyone without grievance against them?
The scene cuts to Thief and Black Mage.
ThiefSo after we "save" the world, I figure that gives us the moral authority to levy a savior tax on, well, everything.
ThiefBy which I mean every thing that ever was and will be.
Black MageHow about hypotheticals and things that never were?
ThiefOne day at a time, Black Mage.

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