|Oh, really? How challenging?|
|Deathless of a Salesman|
|Date Published||Tuesday March 24th, 2009|
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Father and son meet in the afterlife... Like usual.
The Temple of Fiends
|Lich||What've you been up to, son?|
|Vilbert||Oh, you know. Hanging out with my friends, bringing ruin to the world.|
|Lich||That's good, honest work.|
|Vilbert||How about you?|
|Lich||Ruling hell has been a challenging but rewarding experience.|
|Lich||Hell. The place I've been. Remember when Daddy was killed on the lawn?|
|Vilbert||You went to Hell?|
|Lich||Where did you think I was?|
|Vilbert||I dunno, a business trip, I guess.|
|Lich||A business trip. For all this time?|
|Vilbert||Well, I didn't know, did I?|
You treat me like a child, Gawd! I'm 700 years old!
|Lich||As long as you unlive under my roof, you'll do as I say.|
|Vilbert||I live in a completely different basement now, Dad! You can't tell me what to do!|
Unless you call.
|Lich||Times like this I wonder if you're my kid.|
But, I use creepy undead mind control on your mothers, so unfortunately, you are.