|The first step is always admission.|
|Loose Lips Sink Light Warriors|
|Date Published||Saturday, April 25, 2009|
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Thief returns to report his findings on the fiends and the Dark Warriors...
|Red Mage||Excellent work, Thief. Report.|
|Thief||Are you sure you want to discuss mission sensitive information with non-combat personnel nearby?|
|Red Mage||(looking at Black Mage) Oh, him? He's harmless, go ahead.|
|Black Mage||Screw you guys sideways with a poleaxe.|
|Thief||That's not comfortable, sanitary, or possible.|
|Black Mage||Shut up.|
I am as much a part of this godawful team as any of you jerks.
|They stare at Black Mage.|
|Fighter||I can vouch for him, if you like.|
|Thief||It's a start.|
|Black Mage||I will choke the life out of you just to hear you beg for a mercy that will not come.|
|Thief||Oh yeah, that's going to happen.|
|Red Mage||Just report!|
|Thief||Turns out the Dark Warriors and the fiends want us dead.|
|Thief||Yeah, I don't get it either.|
Something about revenge for ruining their lives forever.
|Black Mage||(rolling his eyes) Oh, we've ruined millions of lives.|
They're just being babies about it.