|King Bad Ass of Evil Mountain|
|Date Published||Tuesday, May 5, 2009|
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Though evil, Black Mage is terrible with insults.
Does anyone know what's going on?
|Fighter||Black Mage is defeating some monsters and it's not alarming or weird!|
|Thief||By "anyone" I really meant "Red Mage and never Fighter."|
|Red Mage||Y'know when I said I knew all the moves in the game?|
|Red Mage||Well, I don't know what that was.|
|Black Mage||That was me absorbing the evil from some of the most evil things alive.|
|Thief||You can do that?|
|Black Mage||Well, let's see,|
I did it. Twice. So, yeah, I can.
|Red Mage||But why?|
|Black Mage||What did you think I meant every time I said I was going to burn the world?|
|Red Mage||Who cares?|
|Thief||Yeah, you're a weiner.|
You couldn't even burn a match.
|Black Mage||Yeah, well...|
|Black Mage||Your face...is ugly.|
|Black Mage||Shut up!|
|Thief||Okay, but we didn't say anything.|
|Black Mage||You were thinking it!|
|Red Mage||Pretty hard.|
|Thief||Oh, that's very true.|