|Stuck In The Middle With You|
|Date Published||Thursday, July 9, 2009|
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Black Mage thinks he can make a better plan than Red Mage. Can I say "unrealistic expectations"?
- Red Mage's A-Hole
|Red Mage||Okay, I've got it.|
|Red Mage||We just need to make two portable holes.|
|Black Mage||That'll be difficult due to the total lack of materials, but it's not technically impossible.|
|Red Mage||And each one has to be the size of the universe.|
|Red Mage||Then we drop the universe into one hole, and drop that hole into the other one, and then reality will be here!|
|Black Mage||So, you want us to build a thing that's the size of everything using nothing.|
|Silence from Black Mage...|
|Black Mage||That is quite literally the least practical plan put together by an allegedly thinking creature.|
|Red Mage||It's so easy to criticize, isn't it.|
Can you think of something better?
|Black Mage||Yes! By definition, anything I say will be better!|
|Red Mage||What if you say three or more universe-sized holes? Hmmm?|
|Black Mage||I won't.|
|Red Mage||Well, go on, then.|
Let's hear your idea, smart guy.
|Silence, with Fighter suffocating on the ground...|
|Black Mage||All I can think of is the damn three hole version! Argh!|