8-Bit Theater | |
Episode 1172 | |
Good thing his animal husbandry score is so high. Otherwise he'd be dead. | |
Portents | |
Date Published | September 12th, 2009 |
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The Final Showdown?
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
- The forest near the Temple of Fiends
Script[]
Sarda | I was going to give you the illusion of a fighter chance. But now I'd rather your final moments were ones of complete despair. |
Black Mage | Mission accomplished, Sarda. |
Sarda | I haven't done it yet. |
Black Mage | Oh. |
Black Mage | Fuck. |
Red Mage | Look at the bright side, Black Mage. You can die in peace now that Sarda absorbed all of your evil. |
Black Mage looks down. He then sticks a knife in Red Mage's head. | |
Red Mage | Most of your evil. |
Red Mage gets another knife in the head. | |
Red Mage | Some of your-- |
Red Mage | (With a knife in his mouth) Ah'll thud ub bow. |
Sarda | The irony is that there's not much left for me to do to you that you haven't already done to yourselves. |