8-Bit Theater
Episode 1183
Episode 1183
And thus all hope of winning disappeared
What Sword Do?
Date Published Saturday, October 10th, 2009
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The Light Warriors talk about how terrible they are.

Cast AppearingEdit


  • The forest near the Temple of Fiends


ThiefOh please. I've had enough of Red Mage's blathering about levels and classes and spell-like abilities and stats.
ThiefWe're the same gang of amoral jerks we've always been.
ThiefObserve as I do a fancy ninja flip and evade this whole Chaos business.
Thief trips over.
Black MageDid you just trip over your own elf booties?
ThiefNo! I couldn't have.
It um, there was a rock! A vine. A prehensile double-entangler vine.
Red MageLet's just do what we always do: Stand behind Fighter while he makes things die.
Black MageYeah, you can't de-level swordsmanship out of him.
He's way too dumb to forget it.
Cut to Fighter with sword stuck to head.
FighterWhy I hurt?
Red MageMaybe there's a side to this we haven't considered yet.
Red MageMaybe eternal torment is fun
Black MageThat's your alternative?
Red MageThat's all we have left.

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