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8-Bit Theater
Episode 118
8bt118
A speech rivalling George W. Bush's soundbites
You Knew He'd Say It
Date Published Saturday, February 16th, 2002
Previous Comic Episode 117: Imps Aren't Nice
Next Comic Episode 119: I Drew it Myself
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Garland brings the house down.

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ScriptEdit

GarlandOkay. There's no need to panic. I'll just have to improv something.

Something so evil, so vile, so mean that the Light Warriors will give up without a fight.

SaraWhat is taking so long!
Black MageI'm tired of being frozen in terror.
FighterYeah. He should hurry up and kill us.
GarlandI, Garland, will uh... knock you all down!
SaraWhy me?
After a brief pause, the Light Warriors fall on the floor laughing.
ThiefBWA HAHA HAHAHAHA!
Red Mage
Fighter
Black Mage
Cut to Garland and Sara while the Light Warriors continue laughing.
GarlandThat went even better than I could've dreamed!
SaraWhat are you talking about?!
GarlandIsn't it obvious? My speech was so evil that it snapped their minds like little brittle twigs!
SaraThe only thing that has snapped around here lately is my patience!
A Forest Imp, drops down using a bungee.
Sara(out of frame) I want to know how you screwed this up, Garland. Give me that speech now!
The Forest Imp switches the Imp Fake Speech with the real speech.
Garland(with the real speech) Considering the contents of this paper right here in my hands, I think you'll find my speech a work of absolute genius!

TriviaEdit

  • Garland's line "I, Garland, will knock you all down!" is a famous speech spoken by Garland in Final Fantasy. Garland utters the phrase to the Light Warriors before engaging them.

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