|A speech rivalling George W. Bush's soundbites|
|You Knew He'd Say It|
|Date Published||Saturday, February 16th, 2002|
|Previous Comic||Episode 117: Imps Aren't Nice|
|Next Comic||Episode 119: I Drew it Myself|
Garland brings the house down.
- Red Mage Statscowski
- Fighter McWarrior
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- "Evil" Princess Sara
- Temple of Fiends - Dungeon
|Garland||Okay. There's no need to panic. I'll just have to improv something.
Something so evil, so vile, so mean that the Light Warriors will give up without a fight.
|Sara||What is taking so long!|
|Black Mage||I'm tired of being frozen in terror.|
|Fighter||Yeah. He should hurry up and kill us.|
|Garland||I, Garland, will uh... knock you all down!|
|After a brief pause, the Light Warriors fall on the floor laughing.|
|Thief||BWA HAHA HAHAHAHA!|
|Cut to Garland and Sara while the Light Warriors continue laughing.|
|Garland||That went even better than I could've dreamed!|
|Sara||What are you talking about?!|
|Garland||Isn't it obvious? My speech was so evil that it snapped their minds like little brittle twigs!|
|Sara||The only thing that has snapped around here lately is my patience!|
|A Forest Imp, drops down using a bungee.|
|Sara||(out of frame) I want to know how you screwed this up, Garland. Give me that speech now!|
|The Forest Imp switches the Imp Fake Speech with the real speech.|
|Garland||(with the real speech) Considering the contents of this paper right here in my hands, I think you'll find my speech a work of absolute genius!|
- Garland's line "I, Garland, will knock you all down!" is a famous speech spoken by Garland in Final Fantasy. Garland utters the phrase to the Light Warriors before engaging them.