|With a side helping of Tournesol|
|The Weapon Shop|
|Date Published||November 24th 2009|
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The Light Warrior's quest to buy stuff fails.
- A city's weapon shop
|Red Mage||Greetings, shopkeep!|
My band of hearty adventurers and I should like to purchase various and deadly wewapons on this fine day.
|Shopkeep||Then you come to the right place, you did.|
|Red Mage||Yes, I thought so too!|
|Red Mage||Now watch as I get us an amazing deal.|
|Red Mage||We'd like to buy Excalibur, the Masamune, two Laevateinns, and, hmm, Durandul please.|
|Shopkeep||Mate, I don't know what manner'a smiffy you're used to, but this here establishment don't parly in mythic items straight from the hoardy mists of legend.|
|Red Mage||We'll take a Spellslinger's Longsword and for my shady looking friends, a pair of Maurader's Knives.|
|Red Mage||Enchant the armored brute's Chainblades My technical and bad ass term for the lamentably named "Sword-Chucks" with accuracy gems.|
|Red Mage||Better put Ever-Burning Double Mega Vorpal Enhancements on the lot.|
|Red Mage||We'll make heads roll.|
And burst into flames.
From across the street.
|Shopkeep||Look, mate. I don't need this. There's real work what needs seeing to. Now, we've got both kinds of weapons here.|
|Shopkeep||Swords and axes.|
|Red Mage||I should have known this was a podunk forge when there weren't any Mithril Automaton Servants.|