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Episode 1199
Episode 1199
Ah, so this is Final Fantasy XII now
Like a Fine Wine
Date Published December 3rd, 2009
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Pain, Pain, Pain…I thought you said you had 31 Flavors of Destruction?

Cast AppearingEdit

SettingEdit

  • A dark, musty magic shop

ScriptEdit

Black MageSpells with which I can bring ruin and pain and a whole lotta fire?
Magic SellerOh yes, and in a variety of flavors! Apocalypse and Armageddon. And Ragnarok.
Black MageWhat's the difference?
Magic SellerWell, Armageddon and Apocalypse are, hmmm, like red wine and white wine.
Magic SellerBoth are good, but it's generally preferred to bring Armageddon spells to bear in sort of a more military context. Also, by design they leave a few survivors.
Black MageWhat for?!
Magic SellerTo build up the next war was always my guess.
Magic SellerNow, a Ragnarok spell, that'll wipe out everything in its range.
Black MageOkay, I like the sound of that.
Magic SellerThe only downside is that they really need three years to be effective.
Black MageThat's hardly ideal.
Magic SellerIt is situational to be quite frank.
Black MageY'know? I'd better take one of each. Gotta cover my bases.
Magic SellerOh my! It's a windfall day!
Magic SellerI'll just need to see your Wizard's license.
Silence.
Black Mage(puzzled look) How's that?

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