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Episode 1201
Episode 1201
Well, if this was Final Fantasy II, you'd have a 5% chance of gaining 5 HP!
The Thing About Wizards Is…
Date Published December 8th, 2009
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Black Mage and the shopkeep tire of talking.

Cast AppearingEdit

SettingEdit

  • A dark, musty magic shop
  • Outside

ScriptEdit

Black MageShouldn't I get some kinda discount on these spells?
Black MageIt's in your best intrests that I get them, y'know.
My use of those spells will stop you from getting killed by a dreadful monster.
Black MageFrom outside our reality
Magic SellerThese are the prices and like a fence or a short hedge, there is nothing you can do to get around that.
Black MageOh, there is something I can do.
Cut to outside, where Black Mage is covered in soot.
Black MageWhat I learned today is that really old wizards don't get that way by being easy to kill.
ThiefSo, you didn't get any spells?
Black MageIn the sense that getting stabbed gives you a blade, man, I got spells.
ThiefOkay.
I trust Tweedledum and Tweedleugly are done wasting our time?
Red MageWhich--
ThiefShhh, it doesn't matter.
ThiefLet's take a walk on the Thief side.

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