8-Bit Theater
Episode 1213
Episode 1213
Your daily dose of non sequitur
Operation Ballyhoo
Date Published January 23th, 2010
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Next Comic Episode 1214: The Shark of the Sea
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Red Mage tries to come up with a plan. Nothing really comes of it, as usual.

Cast AppearingEdit


  • Outdoors, in a city, in the morning.


Red MageYou can't sacrifice us to Chaos.
You're de-leveled too much to cast anything more harmful than color spray.
Black MageIf I cast it in your face while you walk along the edge of a cliff there's a slim to minor chance you'll fall off!
ThiefWell, I won't walk along cliffs, then.
Red MageSame here.
FighterWho's Cliff?
Red MageLet's just keep going.
Black MageAgreed.
Red MageOur best bet at this point is to meet Chaos before the appointed hour in a last ditch effort to catch him completely by surprise.
ThiefOkay, and then what?
Red MageAnd then hope the shock triggers a heart attack.
Black MageIn each of us so we die before he performs an infinity variety of eldrtich tortures upon us?
Red MageNo, him.
He has the heart attack.
Black MageVery good.
Let's call that Plan Suck.
Red MageHey, that operation title's no coincidence! It's intended to be an insult.
Black MageDamn, I warned the boys down in cryptography you were getting close. But it's too late now!
You cracked the code.

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