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Episode 1215
Episode 1215
Sadly, this is probably the best plan he's up with.
So Stupid It’s Brilliant
Date Published January 30th, 2010
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Red Mage comes up with a new (strangely logical) plan.

Cast AppearingEdit

SettingsEdit

  • Outdoors, in a city, some time after noon.

ScriptEdit

Red MageWe're going about this whole Chaos thing the wrong way.
Black MageWhy break the tradition now?
Red Mage(Close up) No, no. Seriously.
Red MageWe can't out-fight him. We can't out-cast him, and we we can't out-think him.
But we can out-stupid him.
FighterHow?
Silence…
ThiefSo, we just point, uh him at Chaos and…
Red MageAnd win.
Black Mage(Close up, gesturing with hand) It's the same principle as our ancient mega weapons plan, but with talking.
Red MageYes
Instead of draining Chaos of hit points, we'll drain him of intelligence until he forgets how to breathe.
ThiefChaos breathes?
Red MageWho cares?
He'll be too dumb to know he can't suffocate and we win!
ThiefOkay, I'm excited about this plan.
Black Mage(Looking down, gesturing) Yeah, it hardly seems like suicide at all.
Fighter(Close up, looking puzzled) Point who at what?

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