8-Bit Theater
Episode 1222
Episode 1222
Nuh-uh, did too!
One of the Better Singularities
Date Published March 2nd, 2010
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Fighter needs more maps, Healer needs more detail, and Red Mage needs more screen time.

Cast AppearingEdit



Black Mage(Deferring to White Mage) How'd you get Chaos back to his Not A Giant Bastard size?
Cut to a few minutes ago.
White Mage(Raising arms and shouting from behind the arm of Giant Bastard Chaos) Chaos! You're too tall!
Back to an unfazed Black Mage.
Black MageOh that so did not work.
White MageSo did.
Black MageFine, so how'd you defeat him?
ShamanHe was the embodiment of all darkness and entropy.
We are masters of light and order.
Do we have to draw you a map?
FighterCouldn't hurt?
Black Mage(Zoom-up, raising arms) So what, you cast cure 1 until he choked on it?
White MageThere was more to it than that.
Cut to less than a few minutes ago.
ChaosCan we just skip to the part where I kill you?
'Cause I overheard those guys talking and now I've got the craving to start a cakelogical singularity.
ChaosI mean, that's all kinds of crazy, "Oh man, look at the embodiment of Chaos go nuts" thing people expect out of me.
ChaosBut they don't expect that.
Though they should. They can't, but they should.
White MageChaos, we will stop you.
ChaosYou know, I'm talking about turning your world into a pure confectionery strata.
It's a little beyond your ability to influence.


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