8-Bit Theater | |
Episode 1224 | |
What have the last 10 years done to you White Mage? | |
Episode 1224: A Legend Is Born | |
Date Published | March 20th, 2010 |
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The Light Warriors story comes to a close as White Mage gives the credit of defeating Chaos to the Dark Warriors.
Cast Appearing[]
Settings[]
- Still in that forest outside the Temple of Chaos
Script[]
White Mage | It's just... it's not fair. |
White Mage | They didn't merely do nothing to save the world. They are the greatest threat to the safety and happiness of all life as we know it. |
White Mage | A patch of mold is more deserving of the accolades they'll get because at least mold never burned down a city. |
Priest | What about fire mold? |
White Mage | If you're building your town in a fire mold infested swamp, you don't get to complain when the whole thing is destroyed by fire mold. |
White Mage | Anyway, my point is the Light Warriors are going to reap the benefits of saving the very world they've done nothing but attempt to destroy. |
The Dark Warriors come in | |
Garland | Hey, guys. You didn't see any omnipotent superwizards come this way, did you? We're running away from one and it'd be less than ideal if he came this way. |
White Mage starts thinking... | |
The newspaper headline states Very Real Light Warriors Save World! Definitely Not Some Other Guys; Genocides At Record Low | |
The other visible articles state Light Warriors Open Chain Restaurants, Also Theme Park and Mana Vein Found; Scientist Baffled and Annoyed by Findings, "I hate this ridiculous fantasy setting." |