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Episode 134: This Does Not Bode Well For Garland

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Episode 134
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This Does Not Bode Well For Garland
Date Published Thursday, April 4th, 2002
Previous Comic Episode 133-A: But Not A Very Good Psychic If You Didn't See This Instead.
Next Comic Episode 135: You Almost Feel Sorry For The Poor Guy
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Black Belt finishes pummelling Garland and makes a mess.

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Black MageGeez, isn't Black Belt done hurting Garland yet?
White MageWell, you have to say this about him. He's thorough.
Black MageIf you ask me, you can't get more thorough than a dose of Ultima. It's 10 gallons of kickin' ass in a 5 gallon jug.
FighterDo you know that spell?
Black MageWell not as such, no.
See, Ultima belongs to the theoretical tenth spell level.
Black MageBut it's a really awesome spell. In theory. See, first you've got to split an atom by focusing your willpower into--
White Mage(interrupting) Here's Black Belt now!
Black Belt enters, his hands and clothes dripping with Garland's blood.
Black BeltI think I got some on me.
Black BeltKinda sticky
Black Belt shakes his hand vigorously, getting blood on Fighter's armor.
Black BeltSee how hard I have to shake to get it off?
FighterYou're getting blood on my armor.
Black Mage(to White Mage) You call me evil, but that guy just beat someone to death with his bare hands...
FighterTsk, and you got some in my hair too.
Black Belt(out of frame) Sorry.
Black MageAnd you run around the overworld map with him like it was nothing!
FighterI don't even know where to take armor to get it cleaned.
White MageIt's different when he kills someone. He's a monk.
Black Mage runs over to Black Belt, knocking Fighter over.
FighterOof!
Black MageTell me, how rigorous is the entrance exam for monk college?
Egg Guy Are you ready for new area? Yeah!
Brian ClevingerHey, I don't know either. It's filler, just go with it.

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