|You Almost Feel Sorry For The Poor Guy|
|Date Published||Saturday, April 6th, 2002|
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Has Black Mage turned the corner?
|Black Belt||Is there like a bathroom or something? I need to clean up.|
|Black Mage||This is an outrage!|
|White Mage||Yes, Black Belt. There's a bathroom down the hall on your left.|
|Black Belt||Thanks, White Mage. Be back soon.|
|Black Mage||Did I mention the outrage?|
|White Mage||We'll be here waiting for you.|
|Black Belt leaves.|
|Black Mage||So that's it then?|
"Oh, looks as though I've got a spot of blood on me from mercilessly beating someone to death. Don't mind me if I step out to hose myself down."
|Black Mage||Just like that? Like it was nothing! It's sick!|
|White Mage||Why... Black Mage, I didn't know you were like this.|
|White Mage||I just assumed you were a vile little monster with a blackened heart pulsing with evil...|
|Black Mage||Well, I don't like to brag...|
|White Mage||But here you are, genuinely appalled by the inhuman treatment of your fellow man. I had no idea you were capable of so much... compassion.|
|White Mage rushes to Black Mage, toppling Fighter over.|
|Fighter||Over I go!|
|White Mage||I guess I was wrong about you all along, Black Mage. Can you ever forgive me?|
|Black Mage||What are you talking about?|
I'm just pissed off he can get away with it so easily!
|Fighter||(on the floor) This floor is filthy,|
|Black Mage||I mean, geez! I bet I could kill like ten times as many people if I didn't have to worry about the legal repercussions. Damn guards.|
|White Mage scowls at Black Mage as Fighter picks himself up.|
|Black Mage||And here Black Belt is with monkoplatic immunity and he's just wasting it! Give me the power to kill with impunity! I'd put it to damn good use.|
|Black Mage||Man, just thinking about it makes me giddy like a little school-mage!|
Where would I begin!
After Fighter, of course.
|Fighter||Black Mage is so funny! As if he'd ever hurt me! I'm his bestest friend!|