8-Bit Theater
Episode 143
Episode 0143
Ignore the little man to the right.
Episode 143: I’m Sure She Has No Ulterior Motives
Date Published Saturday, April 27th, 2002
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Fighter finds Evil Good Princess Sara.

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Fighter looks around.
FighterWow. I ran really far.
Sara rushes towards Fighter.
SaraOne side, red. I've got some Light Warriors to encounter.
SaraI've never seen a group of more pathetic losers in all my life.
FighterI'm a Light Warrior, lady.
SaraWell that was easy.
Anyway, I've got something to ask you.
FighterOkay, but I can't guarantee you'll like the answer.
SaraAnd why is that?
FighterI dunno. Black Mage just usually goes into a homicidal rage when I say stuff.
SaraAnyway, why has it taken you Light Warriors so long to complete so much as the simplest of tasks?!
Brian Clevinger(in-between panels) Shitty writing!
FighterI think it mainly has to do with the gross lack of swords by my companions.
SaraI see. So you're saying there's a lack of suitable equipment then?
SaraWhile we're on the subject, can you think of any other easily exploitable weaknesses?
FighterYou mean other than our almost pathological inability to trust one another?
FighterOr the fact that BM, RM, and Thief are so busy trying to screw us all over that we can't really function in combat?
Fighter(stretching his arms out) Then, yes, I'd say our easily exploitable weaknesses are thiiiiiiiiiiiiis big.
SaraDoes that estimation include your own stupidity and gullibility?
FighterHeck no!
Sara(out of frame) Then please go on...
Sara is writing down notes on a scroll.
FighterSure! But what are you writing down?
SaraJust making some notes on an unrelated matter.
FighterWe really ought to talk to my friends about this stuff too.
SaraThat won't be necessary, I'm sure you can tell me everything I need to know.

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