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Episode 150
Episode 150
Why does the priest have a wife?
Even Thief Can Make A Mistake
Date Published Monday, May 20th, 2002
Previous Comic Episode 149: No Good Can Come of This
Next Comic Episode 151: Excelsior!
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Thief tells a joke, but nobody is laughing.

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ThiefSo the priest says "That's no giant, that's my wife!"
The Giant just looks at Thief.
ThiefEheh... heh
Psst! RM, How's that plan coming?
Red Mage(holding a scroll) I've almost got it all figured out, Thief. Keep him busy for another minute or two and we can get down to business!
Black Mage(dazed) I'm so pretty, oh so pretty!
ThiefI don't think I can spare another minute. I'm dyin' out here!
FighterJust you wait, Princess Sara, we'll get you out of this in no time!
Sara(thinking about FWACKing Fighter with a mace)
ThiefOkay, how about another joke?
How many giants does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
GiantI DO NOT KNOW, HOW MANY GIANTS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?
ThiefNone, because giants know that they are so damn fugly that the light would be afraid to come out in the first place!
Thief falls on the floor laughing.
ThiefBWA HAHAHAHA! Oh, man I love that one. It's a classic, I tell ya!
ThiefHeh heh, wait, what have I done?
Red Mage Suicide!
Fighter
Sara
There is a nuclear explosion. Giant beats Thief into the ground with his club, also hitting Black Mage.
Black Magewhy did I get hit again?
Thiefouch...
Red Mage(tossing the scoll away) There goes that plan.

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