|Getting Our Bearings Straight|
|Date Published||Tuesday, June 11th, 2002|
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No giant power here.
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- Fighter McWarrior
- King Steve
- Princess Sara
- Elite Royal Guard Hank
- Lü Bu
|Black Mage||Hmmm, Giant Black Mage rains death upon world. I like the sound of that headline. let's see the bleeding heart liberal press cover that one up! that giant was a fool to give us the advantage of scale!|
|Fighter||Black Mage, I don't think we're really giants.|
|Black Mage||Don't be stupid, of course we're giants. it makes perfect sense.|
|Fighter||well according to this, we're in a guest room.|
back in Corneria.
|Black Mage||You're talking crazy. back up, bright eyes, I'll read that.|
|The sign on the door reads:-
Guest room emergency exit procedure
|Black Mage||Okay, so we're back at the castle.|
but who's to say that we didn't gain giant power in the meantime!
|Fighter||But why would they have giant-sized rooms at Corneria Castle?|
|Fighter||And how would they have gotten us inside?|
|Fighter||And why would--|
|Black Mage||SHUT UP!|
I just want to cause devastation on a global scale. Is that so wrong?
|Fighter||You will someday, BM. I know you will!|
|Black Mage||Awww, heck. You're just sayin' that to make me feel better.|
|Meanwhile, in the Throne Room...|
|Sara||Well dad, I'm back and I'm not dead. Thought you might like to know.|
|King Steve||Who are you! How did you get in here?! Where's Elite Guard Hank?|
|Scene switch to forest|
|Hank||Where'd that hapless sucker get off to?|
|Messenger||(hiding) I just wanna go home!|
|Back to castle|
|Sara||We go through this every time.|
Let's start at the beginning. I'm your daughter, Princess Sara. I was kidnapped by Garland....
|Lü Bu||This comic is inferior to my epic war…uh, epic|